Dating old guy jokes

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I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my feet!

" One night a mature couple are in bed when the old man raises his arse out of the bed and lets out a huge fart."One to zero! " asked his wife."It's called fart football," the old man said, "and I'm winning one to zero!

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You know what they say "All work and no play..."To relieve the serious side of the business (hey, growing older gracefully is work!

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It usually takes two individuals who are willing to consider the implausible.

" asked his wife."Half time," said the old man, "Now we swap sides!

"His old wife then lets go with a huge stinking fart and says, "Tied up - One to One!

"The old man then does another one with his wife easily keeping up.

Lying about my age is easier now that I often forget what it is.

I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. At my age I get the same effect just standing up fast. If you watch a movie that you have seen before but you do not remember it, you can watch it like its the first time again!

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